Allyria Ever wonder where your mom disappears to after she drops you off at the park for soccer practice? That's right. She's off to talk to your coach to convince him you should have more playing time. What a mom. She teaches you to be a good girl, so she can be a slut and keep all the boys on the block for herself. What a mom. This is what happens when bored housewives look at their sons' friends for a sexual outlet. Always remember, that beautiful older woman next door fantasized about having sex with you too!